1. nmscares:

    #DidYouKnow #Deaf #DeafAwareness #education #SignLanguage #advocacy #NMSCares

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  2. mariposagal:

    stickyandcuteblood:

    opentheairforfreshwindows:

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    did you hear about the italian chef who died?

    he pasta way

    he just ran out of thyme

    here today, gone tomato

    his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

    we never sausage a tragedy coming

    ashes to ashes, crust to crust

    there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

    spaghetti

    what is wrong with you?

    that’s pretty cheesy…

    I don’t think they even tried. That’s just not gouda enough for the standard we’re going for here

    (Source: sofunnyimcryan)

     
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  4. greeneyedgarnet:

    spookynez:

    chaosprancing:

    superwholockgarfield:

    morgrana:

    OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

    it’s past, present and future

    you will be hurt

    you are hurt

    you were hurt

    BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

    you poetic little shit

    it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

    you will be stupid

    you are stupid

    you were stupid

    that hurt

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  6. emilianadarling:

    One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

    And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

    image

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  7. cpcoulter:

    siriusblaque:

    sirius, peter, and remus as james’s #1 hecklers during his quidditch games

    "POTTER YOU CALL THAT A PASS? MY GRANDMOTHER IRMA, MERLIN REST HER SOUL, COULD’VE THROWN BETTER THAN THAT!"

    "OI POTTER I’VE GOT TEN GALLEONS SAYS YOU FALL OFF YOUR BROOM IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. MAKE ME RICH, EH?"








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  8. flighttune:

    Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

    This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

    (Source: youslyraccoon, via rimaven)

     
  9. slytherintimelord:

    laughcentre:

    I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

    EXPECTO PETROLEUM

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  10. thatcurlyhurdgirl:

    I will reblog this everyday

    (Source: milestellers, via fangirling-instead-of-growing-up)